Why People move to the South!!!!

[johnnybigfish]

I dont git no stinkin' retirement...27 years an nothing...I spent it all on havin fun!!
....I have thot about starting a commune tho! I got 4 acres of woods!...And lotsa women wanna join arreddy!! I just dont know what platform I can use!

[Bones429]

Originally Posted by donzi18

There are worse things than living in the north, like tornadoes, floods, poisonous snakes, heat waves, droughts, fire ants, killer bees and hurricains. Granted it does snow a bunch and gets cold but thats when we can work on our bikes or jump on our snomobiles and head out on to one of the thousand of inland lakes and fly across it at over 100mph and not have to worry about hitting tress or other obstacles.

Tornados ya go to basement and take the bike with ya...
Floods worse flood I ever went through was in Ohio thats north of the Mason Dixie line......
poisonous snakes run over them
Heat wave, don't wear a shirt and drink lots of beer.....
Drought...drink beer.
Fire ants -same as poisonous snakes run over them.
Killer bees --leave them alone haven't seen any around here
Hurricanes - Overtime!!!!! that is one the stops ya from riding.....

Up north - park the bike in late Sept and don't get back on it till late April if your lucky.....It's Jan I'm going riding tomorrow...ya can ok get on that snow mobiles.... that right ya don't have any snow yet......I'll stay down here in the south......lol

[TAZ]

Originally Posted by Bones429

Tornados ya go to basement and take the bike with ya...
Floods worse flood I ever went through was in Ohio thats north of the Mason Dixie line......
poisonous snakes run over them
Heat wave, don't wear a shirt and drink lots of beer.....
Drought...drink beer.
Fire ants -same as poisonous snakes run over them.
Killer bees --leave them alone haven't seen any around here
Hurricanes - Overtime!!!!! that is one the stops ya from riding.....

Up north - park the bike in late Sept and don't get back on it till late April if your lucky.....It's Jan I'm going riding tomorrow...ya can ok get on that snow mobiles.... that right ya don't have any snow yet......I'll stay down here in the south......lol

I agree, and will include....
Killer Bee's : Haven't seen any..but Yep to: Hornets, yellow Jackets (Not the Ga. Tech type), ticks, poison ivy, skeeters, Brown Recluse Spiders.....suggestion, STAY THE HELL OUT of the WOODS.
Heat Waves: Airconditioning
Tornado's:Get a Weather Alert Radio (Radio Shack, $60.00 - Get into car or on bike and run like hell in the opposite direction).

[roofsc]

Originally Posted by StPeteAPB

Yep, that's the main reason.

Reason #2: Conch Republic Bikinis - Key West Launch Shoot - YouTube

thanks alan, i needed that