GUN COLLECTION

[TAZ]

You may have heard on the news about a southern California man put under 72-hour psychiatric observation when it was found he owned 100 guns and allegedly had (by rough estimate) 1-million rounds of ammunition stored in his home. The house also featured a secret escape tunnel.

My favorite quote from the dimwit television reporter: "Wow! He has about a million machine gun bullets." The headline referred to it as a "massive weapons cache".

By southern California standards someone even owning 100,000 rounds would be called "mentally unstable". Just imagine if he lived elsewhere:

In Arizona, he'd be called "an avid gun collector".

In Arkansas, he'd be called "a novice gun collector".

In Utah, he'd be called "moderately well prepared", but they'd probably reserve judgment until they made sure that he had a corresponding quantity of stored food.

In Montana, he'd be called "The neighborhood 'Go-To' guy".

In Nevada, he'd be considered a mere resident.

In Idaho, he'd be called "a likely gubernatorial candidate".

In Wyoming, he'd be called "an eligible bachelor".

And, in Texas, he'd be called "a deer hunting buddy".

[djconroy]

Good one, TAZ... I like it.

You can add,

In Connecticut, he'd be the National Guard Armory.

[460brevill]

love it,love it,love it.sounds like my kind of friend.

[donzi18]

In Northern Michigan they would say he is unpreparred!

[TAZ]

Originally Posted by donzi18

In Northern Michigan they would say he is unpreparred!

Realistically: Down South, he's know as "BUBBA", Homer Wayne, Jim Bob, etc

In Indiana...... He could run for President, and Win!!!!:p My Kind of Guy!!!!

[JuggaloRic]

100,000 rounds+
3 or 4 good buddies+
couple of cases of beer = A fun afternoon of target practice!!!
We love our guns in SC!

[460brevill]

at my house thats just an afternoon outing.lol
i can do a 100 apc s in about 60 seconds.

[Doctor Love]

GOD and GUNS, Roll Tide Roll.

[Exredninjaguy]

Originally Posted by TAZ

You may have heard on the news about a southern California man put under 72-hour psychiatric observation when it was found he owned 100 guns and allegedly had (by rough estimate) 1-million rounds of ammunition stored in his home. The house also featured a secret escape tunnel.

My favorite quote from the dimwit television reporter: "Wow! He has about a million machine gun bullets." The headline referred to it as a "massive weapons cache".

By southern California standards someone even owning 100,000 rounds would be called "mentally unstable". Just imagine if he lived elsewhere:

In Arizona, he'd be called "an avid gun collector".

In Arkansas, he'd be called "a novice gun collector".

In Utah, he'd be called "moderately well prepared", but they'd probably reserve judgment until they made sure that he had a corresponding quantity of stored food.

In Montana, he'd be called "The neighborhood 'Go-To' guy".

In Nevada, he'd be considered a mere resident.

In Idaho, he'd be called "a likely gubernatorial candidate".

In Wyoming, he'd be called "an eligible bachelor".

And, in Texas, he'd be called "a deer hunting buddy".

True true,,I enjoyed that.

[Led Sled]

Too funny and spot on!!!

So he only had a million rounds big deal

Some call him PAtriot!