Stuff you didn't know you didn't know

[woodenhorse]

Subj: FW: FW: STUFF YOU DIDN'T KNOW YOU DIDN'T KNOW





Men can read smaller print than women can; women can hear better.

Coca-Cola was originally green from the coca leaf, and contained cocaine.

It is impossible to lick your elbow.

The State with the highest percentage of people who walk to work is Alaska.

The percentage of Africa that is wilderness: 28%

(now get this

The percentage of North America that is wilderness: 38%

The cost of raising a medium-size dog to the age of eleven:

$ 16,400

The average number of people airborne over the U.S. In any given hour: 61,000

Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair..

The first novel ever written on a typewriter, Tom Sawyer.

The San Francisco cable cars are the only mobile National Monuments.

Each king in a deck of playing cards represents a great king from history:

Spades - King David

Hearts - Charlemagne

Clubs -Alexander, the Great

Diamonds - Julius

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111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987, 654,321

If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle.

If the horse has one front leg in the air, the person died because of wounds received in

If the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes.

Only two people signed the Declaration of Independence on July 4,

John Hancock and Charles Thomson. Most of the rest signed on August 2, but the last signature wasn't added until 5 years later.

Q. Half of all Americans live within 50 miles of what?

A. Their birthplace

Q. Most boat owners name their boats. What is the most popular boat name requested?

A. Obsession

Q.. If you were to spell out numbers, How far would you have to go until you would find the letter 'A'?

A. One thousand

Q. What do bulletproof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers and laser printers have in common?

A. All were invented by women.

Q. What is the only food that doesn't spoil?

A. Honey

Q. Which day are there more collect calls than any other day of the year?

A. Father's Day



In Shakespeare's time, mattresses were secured on bed frames by ropes.

When you pulled on the ropes, the mattress tightened, making the bed firmer to sleep on. Hence the Phrase...'Goodnight , sleep tight'

It was the accepted practice in Babylon 4,000 years ago that for a month after the wedding, the bride's father would supply his son-in-law with all the mead he could drink.

Mead is a honey beer and because their calendar was lunar based, this period was called the honey month, which we know today as the honeymoon.

In English pubs, ale is ordered by pints and quarts... So in old England , when

customers got unruly, the bartender would yell at them 'Mind your pints and quarts, and settle down.' . . . It's where we get the phrase 'mind your P's and Q's'

Many years ago in England , pub frequenters had a whistle baked into the rim, or handle, of their ceramic cups.

When they needed a refill , they used the whistle to get some service.

'Wet your whistle' is the phrase inspired by this practice.

At least 75% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow!

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YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING in the twenty first century when...



1. You accidentally enter your PIN on the microwave.

2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of three.

4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.

5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail addresses.

6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries...

7. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bot tom of the screen

8. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't even have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it.

10. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your coffee .

11. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. : )

12 You're reading this and nodding and laughing.

13. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this message.

14. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.

15. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9 on this list .

~~~~~~~~~~~AND FINALLY~~~~~ ~~~~~~~

NOW your LAUGHING at yourself! Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves, for they shall never cease to be amused!" (Unknown Author)

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Go on, forward this to your friends. You know you want to! Go lick your elbow.

[husker1]

good stuff on there alot of "that's where that came from" and yes I tried to lick my elbow.

[ericegg01]

Originally Posted by woodenhorse

It is impossible to lick your elbow.
At least 75% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow!

Busted.... /sigh


1. You accidentally enter your PIN on the microwave. Not Guilty

2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years. Guilty

3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of three. Not Guilty

4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you. Guilty

5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail addresses. Guilty

6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries... Not Guilty


8. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't even have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it. Guilty

9. Not Guilty

10. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your coffee . Not Guilty

11. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. : ) Not Guilty

12 You're reading this and nodding and laughing. Guilty

13. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this message.Not Guilty

14. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list. Not Guilty

15. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9 on this list . Not Guilty

[cypress]

Originally Posted by ericegg01

8. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't even have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it. Guilty

Also guilty. Just a few days ago I was only going to the grocery store but still had to turn around for the cell phone. Still don't know what kind of treats the stupid cat won't eat so I might have to call my wife. Sad.

[Toadster]

It's amazing to see how much life has changed from not that long ago.

[Steveo]

Originally Posted by cypress

Also guilty. Just a few days ago I was only going to the grocery store but still had to turn around for the cell phone. Still don't know what kind of treats the stupid cat won't eat so I might have to call my wife. Sad.

LOL! cat treats

The other day I got to the end of the block and realized I didn't have my cell and almost turned around to get it, but I thought to myself that I have lived most of my life without one, so why waste the gas.

Amazing as it may seem, I did actually make it to the store and back home alive and well.

[cypress]

Originally Posted by Steveo

Amazing as it may seem, I did actually make it to the store and back home alive and well.

Brave man for trying it. You just got lucky, it was a fluke. Next time the world is coming to an end.

[NMUCat]

Funny stuff, thanks for sharing.

[Jag30]

After a sixer of Labatt's you would think I could lick my elbow.

[Richard1]

I didn’t try to lick my elbow. Thought about it for a second then realized that my shoulder would have to be disslocated and that would be painfull, so I moved on down the list.