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Old 12-08-2012, 11:52 AM   #1 (permalink)
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The Official Canadian Temperature Conversion Chart:

50 Fahrenheit (10 C)
Californians shiver uncontrollably.
Canadians plant gardens.

35 Fahrenheit (1.6 C)
Italian Cars won't start
Canadians drive with the windows down

32 Fahrenheit (0 C)
American water freezes
Canadian water gets thicker.

0 Fahrenheit (-17..9 C)
New York City landlords finally turn on the heat.
Canadians have the last cookout of the season.

-60 Fahrenheit (-51 C)
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
Canadian Girl Guides sell cookies door-to-door.

-109.9 Fahrenheit (-78.5 C)
Carbon dioxide freezes makes dry ice.
Canadians pull down their earflaps.

-173 Fahrenheit (-114 C)
Ethyl alcohol freezes.
Canadians get frustrated when they can't thaw the keg

-459.67 Fahrenheit (-273.15 C)
Absolute zero; all atomic motion stops.
Canadians start saying "cold, eh?"

-500 Fahrenheit (-295 C)
Hell freezes over.
The Toronto Maple Leafs win the Stanley Cup

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Old 12-08-2012, 12:14 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Some truth to that.
on this topic, funny I had a fellow Canadian visiting LA from Vancouver yesterday he went out with some friends at night in LA and every one is wearing jackets and saying it is cold and he was in just a shirt and says to them guys this is our summer weather.

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Old 12-08-2012, 03:21 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Its all relative. Canadians melt in Jamaica.
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Old 12-08-2012, 04:15 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Very funny, as I have Canadian friends I totally understand.

By comparison us Sydney siders are wimps, it goes something like this.

10 C (50 F) Damn it's cold, it must be the middle of winter
7 C (44.6 F) Man it's freezing, it must be snowing, I bet the snow is a metre deep outside (it never snows in Sydney)
6 C (42.8 F) I can't stand this cold any longer, what's wrong with this heater it only goes up to 10. Honey can you book us a flight to Queensland before we turn into blocks of ice?

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