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Old 06-24-2010, 08:38 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Default Per " STEVEO's" Request,,Jokes you dont tell your Momma

Tell 2-Jokes that will make us laugh,,but not bore us....

Q- Why do blondes get confused in the ladies room?
A- Because they have to pull their pants down.

Q-What do Disney world and Viagra have in common?
A-They both make you wait an hour for a 2 minute ride.

Bonus joke

Q- Have you heard about the new mint-flavored birth control pill for women that they take right before sex?
A- They're called " Predickamints"
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Old 06-24-2010, 09:25 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Billy my boy, You never let me down LOL.........
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Billy my boy, You never let me down LOL.........
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lol, funny
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Old 06-24-2010, 10:47 PM   #5 (permalink)
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you guys are supposed to tell jokes,,lmao

here is another one,,

A women walks into a ladies room and sees a man standing up using a toilet, the women is shocked and says to the man,,this is just for women,, So is this he replied,,
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Q- Did you hear about the new paint called "Blonde" paint?

A- Its not very bright, but it spreads easy
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"I went to brush my teeth this morning and the handle broke off the faucet. I headed out the door and the door knob fell off. I tried to get in the car and the handle came off in my hand......... I've been afraid to go to the bathroom all day!"

"I'm not a very sexy guy. I went to a hooker. I dropped my pants. She dropped her price."

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Q- Whats the difference between a battery and a woman?

A- A battery has a positive side
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Q- Whats the difference between a battery and a woman?

A- A battery has a positive side
You hit the head on that nail SOOOOOOOO HARD!!!LOL
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