Pass the Job's Bill..!!!

[FURY-S1]

Nope, that's exactly it. Fleetwood Mac (I think) song says the player only loves you when he's playing. He promised everybody everything knowing he could never pull it off. His one goal is socialism. Does not matter if you work for the government check or just go to the mailbox to pick one up without ever lifting a finger, he is just buying votes with my money....

[woodenhorse]

Got this in an email - for those who "agree to disagree" and for amusement::::
__________________________________________________ _____________
Simple solution!

DIVORCE AGREEMENT

Dear American liberals, leftists, social progressives, socialists, Marxists and Obama supporters, et al:We have stuck together since the late 1950's for the sake of the kids, but the whole of this latest election process has made me realize that I want a divorce. I know we tolerated each other for many years for the sake of future generations, but sadly, this relationship has clearly run its course.

Our two ideological sides of America cannot and will not ever agree on what is right for us all, so let's just end it on friendly terms. We can smile and chalk it up to irreconcilable differences and go our own way.

Here is a model separation agreement:
--Our two groups can equitably divide up the country by landmass each taking a similar portion. That will be
the difficult part, but I am sure our two sides can come to a friendly agreement. After that, it should be relatively easy! Our respective representatives can effortlessly divide other assets since both sides have such distinct and disparate tastes.

--We don't like re distributive taxes so you can keep them.
--You are welcome to the liberal judges and the ACLU.--Since you hate guns and war, we'll take our firearms, the cops, the NRA and the military.
--We'll take the nasty, smelly oil industry and you can go with wind, solar and bio diesel.
--You can keep Oprah, Michael Moore and Rosie O'Donnell. You are, however, responsible for finding a bio-diesel vehicle big enough to move all three of them.

--We'll keep capitalism, greedy corporations, pharmaceutical companies, Wal-Mart and Wall Street.
--You can have your beloved lifelong welfare dwellers, food stamps, homeless, homeboys, hippies, druggies and illegal aliens.
--We'll keep the hot Alaskan hockey moms, greedy CEO's and rednecks.
--We'll keep the Bibles and give you NBC and Hollywood

--You can make nice with Iran and Palestine and we'll retain the right to invade and hammer places that threaten us.
--You can have the peaceniks and war protesters. When our allies or our way of life are under assault, we'll help provide them security.

--We'll keep our Judeo-Christian values.
--You are welcome to Islam, Scientology, Humanism, political correctness and Shirley McClain. You can also have the U.N. but we will no longer be paying the bill.

--We'll keep the SUV's, pickup trucks and oversized luxury cars. You can take every Volt and Leaf you can find.
--You can give everyone healthcare if you can find any practicing doctors.
--We'll continue to believe healthcare is a luxury and not a right.
--We'll keep "The Battle Hymn of the Republic" and "The National Anthem."
--I'm sure you'll be happy to substitute "Imagine", "I'd Like to Teach the World to Sing", "Kum Ba Ya" or "We Are the World".

--We'll practice trickle down economics and you can continue to give trickle up poverty your best shot.

--Since it often so offends you, we'll keep our history, our name and our flag.

Would you agree to this? If so, please pass it along to other like-minded liberal and conservative patriots and if you do not agree, just hit delete. In the spirit of friendly parting, I'll bet you answer which one of us will need whose help in 15 years.

Sincerely,
John J. Wall
Law Student and an American

P.S. Also, please take Ted Turner, Sean Penn, Martin & Charlie Sheen, Barbara Streisand, & ( Hanoi ) Jane Fonda with you.

P.S.S. And you won't have to press 1 for English when you call our country.

[StPeteAPB]

Kind of surprised it doesn't say:

We'll keep "The National Anthem" and "Dixie"

It would be more in alignment with juxtaposed statements [from the likes of Bachmann], like:
* I'm a Constitutionalist and this country is a Christian nation, or
* Get the Gov't out of my personal life and make abortion illegal, or
* Obama is a facist socialist, or
* I'm a patriot and I think we need to divide this country up.

In the words of Carlos Mencia ... dee da dee

[woodenhorse]

Originally Posted by StPeteAPB

Kind of surprised it doesn't say:

We'll keep "The National Anthem" and "Dixie"

It would be more in alignment with juxtaposed statements [from the likes of Bachmann], like:
* I'm a Constitutionalist and this country is a Christian nation, or
* Get the Gov't out of my personal life and make abortion illegal, or
* Obama is a facist socialist, or
* I'm a patriot and I think we need to divide this country up.

In the words of Carlos Mencia ... dee da dee

But, more importantly, what does Presidential Candidate Alan say?

[StPeteAPB]

Originally Posted by woodenhorse

But, more importantly, what does Presidential Candidate Alan say?

I say that so long as we keep fighting about issues rather than put forth real solutions, Al Qaeda is watching and laughing.

So, let's get this crap behind us, start focusing on step-by-step fixes (like my Social Security plan), and give the big middle-finger salute to Al Qaeda and anyone else hoping we fracture any further.

Y'know, this mess we're in is like an episode of Hoarders. You see the mess and you just don't know where to begin. First thoughts are to just get a bulldozer, push it all into a landfill, and rebuild. But, we don't have that luxury. So, we're all going to have to hold our noses and start digging in towards a common goal. Anything less is, well, subpar. And, we're better than that.