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11-05-2012, 10:42 AM
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#51 (permalink)
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MFR is right handed. And left handed. In fact, if a monument were built in his honor, Mt. Rushmore would close… due to poor attendance.
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11-05-2012, 10:45 AM
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#52 (permalink)
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When MFR pours milk on his Rice Crispies, they shut the hell up.
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11-05-2012, 10:54 AM
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MFR once bet NASA he could survive re-entry without a spacesuit. On July 19th, 1999, a naked MFR re-entered the earth's atmosphere, streaking over 14 states and reaching a temperature of 3000 degrees. An embarrassed NASA publically claimed it was a meteor, and still owes him a beer.
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11-05-2012, 11:21 AM
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Nothing, not even light, can escape a Black Hole… …Except MFR, who eats Black Holes. He says they taste like Chicken.
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11-05-2012, 11:23 AM
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When MFR sits around the house, he sits AROUND the hou- oh wait, wrong joke.
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11-05-2012, 11:46 AM
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I heard tell when he fires up Therapy, the pipes themselves hit 7.0 on the richter scale.
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11-05-2012, 11:51 AM
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MFR went back in time and impregnated his mother because no one else is man enough to be his father.
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In America sex is an obsession; in other parts of the world it is a fact.
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11-05-2012, 11:56 AM
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He would be in touch with his feminine side " If He Had One !!! "
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11-05-2012, 12:04 PM
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#59 (permalink)
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When MFR does a push up, he isn't lifting his body, he's pushing the earth down. 
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11-05-2012, 12:16 PM
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MFR has already been to Mars...that's why there is no sign of life!
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