Chuckle of the day

[dragboat]

Your Chuckle For Today.
The Candy With The Little Hole
This should make you smile.
You have to love little kids.

The children began to identify the flavors by their color:
Red....................Cherry
Yellow................Lemon
Green...................Lime
Orange..............Orange
Finally the teacher gave them All-HONEY Lifesavers.
None of the children could identify the taste.

The teacher said, 'I will give you all a clue. It's what your
mother may sometimes call your father.'

One little girl looked up in horror, spit her lifesaver out and
yelled, 'Oh my God! They're ass-holes!

[Shorty Steve]

I did not know that they named a Lifesaver flavor after me.

[Exredninjaguy]

Thats funny!

[Sea Dawg]

That sound's like my kid...