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Old 09-02-2011, 06:36 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Alright folks, let's hear the best Harley jokes you have!!!

95% of harley's are still on the road.... The other 5% made it home.



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Old 09-02-2011, 07:17 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Harleys don't leak they mark their territory!


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Old 09-02-2011, 07:28 PM   #3 (permalink)
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is this a nice guy thread or anything goes?
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how many whores does it take to suck start a harley...........dont know,there mouth keeps sliding off the pipes because of all the leaking oil.
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What does a Harley and a hemorrhoid have in common?

Sooner or later every asshole gets one.
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Old 09-02-2011, 07:46 PM   #7 (permalink)
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why do they call them softails when they are so hard on your ass.
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Old 09-02-2011, 09:28 PM   #8 (permalink)
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how many whores does it take to suck start a harley...........dont know,there mouth keeps sliding off the pipes because of all the leaking oil.
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