Nothing like having a grumpy @Goat
as a guest...but whatever, if there's gonna be complaints I might just as well make sure they're well-founded...LOL
I'm sure I make a better guest than a host. My hosting skills evaporate after about an hour or two, then I want you to leave. You maybe can come back tomorrow, but still can't stay beyond the evaporation point. My guesting skills last at least double that.
If we're traveling around my area, we can spend the day together no problem. There just isn't enough room for visitors on Hermit Hill to stay for very long..........unless we're sitting outside around the fire. You get extended visiting time if you stay out of my house.
.......and damn it, piss over by the fence!
I needed to edit this to expand just a bit further.............. I used to have a an old friend over for drinks a long time ago. He always wanted to sit at my bar which would've been fine, but he would always move something that was sitting on the bar. If I put something somewhere, I damn well want it to remain where I left it. He doesn't come over to my house anymore.
This is why I call Ken, "Jeff". This refers back to when JeffKen came to visit me and he thought it would be funny to move my drinks and coasters around........... That shit ain't funny. That shit ain't fuckin' funny at all...........