Drivers & Bees

CB Fury said:

So I am not sure if this commercial is playing all across the US but I am sure some have seen it in SoCal...

A guy pulls up to a intersection.... Looks left and the right... a car drives in front of him from the right and so he starts to pull out and ..... Bammm!!!! .... a motorcycle slams into the front of his car.

With that all said.... it almost happened to me yesterday... I was driving about 55mph in a 50 zone. I just got done with the 50 mile ride over at Biggs Harley Davidson and was heading home. I see this guy pull up to the exit from his trailer park... look left and then start pulling out at his own sweet pace while eating his sandwich... lucky for me I was able to slow down and swirve behind him just in time. My pressure went from 0-200 real fast... I turned the bike around and caught back up to the guy and just as I was getting ready to kick the guys mirror off his car I heard him say... "I did not see you where coming that fast". So I took the high road.... waited for a red light.... and let the freaking idiot know what I thought about his sandwich eating slow a$$ that cannot see or hear a motorcycle.

Then after turning around from this small adventure I was calming down and was enjoying the view along Lake Hodges and ran into some of our buddies... BEES!!! Only one was able to hold on and take a ride with me... the others where on my helmet or glasses.... did not really notice the little feller behind my ear until he decided he wanted off and stung me... Once he did that I threw him off the ride and continued home. Had to have the GF pull the stinger out when I got there... feels so much better today.

Hope you all are having a fun and safe drive riding!!!

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tdebeers said:

I post this last year when Tony_Fury had intimate relations with a bee. Its still rather funny and slightly embarrassing.

I am cruising along the 10 freeway on my way to Century City. When all of a sudden I feel like someone just punched me in the chest. I look down my shirt and see the biggest Bumble Bee ever, I mean this thing was the size of a ping-pong ball, and was not a happy bee! I pulled onto the shoulder and begin to frantically take off my helmet, jacket and t-shirt. Hoping I am not going to get stung. So now I am standing on the side of the road without a shirt and am examining each peace of clothing as if it were to yeld the answers to everything. Ok, no bee in the helmet. Unknown to me a CHP officer saw me pull over quickly and start to disrobe. It was about the time I was rolling up my shirt to squish the bee, if it were still in it, that I notice the officer in his car with a look of pure amusement on his face. He says over the loud speaker.. "Are you ok? Not on fire or something?" " NO" I yell back. "I am fine, just trying to avoid the large bee that got into my shirt." So after I have to show my ID, insurance card etc. I am still standing on the side of the road with a rolled up t-shirt in my hand... Didn't find the bee.... well not until the very end. I am about to get back on bike and continue on my way. When I here buzzzzzz zzzzz and right in the middle of the speedo is the bee. I slowly backed away till Mr. Bee decided he rather chase the other guy on the Fury who smelled better.
T

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460brevill said:

i looked like a woman with three brest one time because of a bee.took 15 minuts to get to the hospital,and get the shot now on longer rides i carry my kit.oh well,got to keep rideing.

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MyFuryRide said:

I flipped my cig one day about 45 mph, a sec later damn it.. got a lil in my shirt, rub rub. it was out. varrooooom down the road another burning, Crap didn't get it all. rub rub rub it was out..... agian vvvvaaaaarrrrrrrooooom screech stopped wtf rub rub rub rub. I lift shirt a hornet falls out i proceed to stump his brains out. I look under my shirt, three new boobies. kinda excited me too........

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