FRIENDS VS. BIKER FRIENDS ---------------- FRIENDS: Never ask for food. BIKER FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food. FRIENDS: Will say "hello". BIKER FRIENDS: Will give you a big hug and a kiss.. FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs. BIKER FRIENDS: Call your parents mom and dad. FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. BIKER FRIENDS: Cry with you. FRIENDS: Will eat at your dinner table and leave. BIKER FRIENDS: Will spend hours there, talking, laughing and just being together. FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back. BIKER FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it's yours. FRIENDS: Know a few things about you. BIKER FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct quotes from you. FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing. BIKER FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds' ••• that left you. FRIENDS: Would knock on your door. BIKER FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "I'm home!". FRIENDS: Are for a while. BIKER FRIENDS: Are for life.