Good morning All. Just a minute and back to the woods. That Goat has been free so long he may have forgot how to.......... Yall have a great day and pray for all in need.
Two things stood out in your post for me.........."celibate" and "county western bar". You couldn't drag me into a shitty country western bar. Fuck that shit.I started to comment that I expected you to soon announce your engagement to one of WI_Hedgehog 's short-of-stature lady friends - but got interrupted here at work before I could. We all know that you are a hopeless romantic at heart, and if you are 8 years celibate, you must be horny as hell. You weren't participating on the Forum much, so maybe you were hanging in some country western bar looking for a hookup. I don't know how the internet dating sites work, but I can't imagine that "Goat" is gonna attract a lot of female attention... but then again, Farmers.com might be just the place for you to advertise your services!!
Yer beggin' for a pistol wippin' mister! How dare you suggest that I........I am absolutely appalled ..............almost livid...........Goat.... Yeh, I was just kidding about the celibacy... I know better than to think you're just sitting around shooting empty beer cans all day... all though, I expect you're doing some of that too. But you should consider getting out to a country bar and trading in that top hat for a big ol' cowboy hat ! Yee haw !