[Schmud]

So I just got back from getting my haircut. When I walked in the lady who would be cutting my hair commented on how nice of bike I have. she then proceeded to tell me her friend had on just like it and said "it's a sportster right?" I threw up a little in my mouth, but was able to answer no that is the honda Fury. I considered leaving or at the very least not tipping her, but I took the high road and tipped her anyway.

 

[X_KIOWA_X]

lmfao well it was a woman that commented on it so I would cut her some slack, unless she was covered with tattoo's and had a nose ring and then I would think that she was a biker chic otherwise I would have just laughed at her and told her no it's a honda and I'm here for a haircut not to use the phone for roadside assistance lol.

 

[tdebeers]

lmfao well it was a woman that commented on it so I would cut her some slack, unless she was covered with tattoo's and had a nose ring and then I would think that she was a biker chic otherwise I would have just laughed at her and told her no it's a honda and I'm here for a haircut not to use the phone for roadside assistance lol.

That's good. "Road side assistance." A touch true as well.
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[Goat]

lmfao well it was a woman that commented on it so I would cut her some slack, quote]

Yeah, I had a woman, (who claimed that both her and her husband rode bikes), look directly at my final drive and ask me if it was belt or chain driven......?????????.....WTF?

 

[Snuffdog76]

lol nothing like the surprise when you tell people it's a honda. Yesterday I was getting gas and a guy 2 pumps over says "That's gotta be a custom how much was it" I said "actually it's a new Honda Fury lol. His face said it all.:

 

[CBSIMONSEZ]

lmfao well it was a woman that commented on it so I would cut her some slack, quote]

Yeah, I had a woman, (who claimed that both her and her husband rode bikes), look directly at my final drive and ask me if it was belt or chain driven......?????????.....WTF?

rubber bands or a hampster and his wheel.

 

[Rtrombone68]

I was at a bar this weekend. I walk outside and my fury is surrounded by sports bikes and I see some guys checking out my bike so I decide to play dumb. I walk up to it and say, "Nice bike." The dudes like "hellz yeah it is, did you know thats a Honda?" I reply, "No shizz, really, thats a pretty bad ass honda." The dudes like "You said it man." I was thinking about letting him in on the fact that I owned it, but instead I enjoyed the fact that he was relishing over how Awesome my bike is.

Would that be considered an example of humility? LOL

 

[Texas Fury]

I was at a bar this weekend. I walk outside and my fury is surrounded by sports bikes and I see some guys checking out my bike so I decide to play dumb. I walk up to it and say, "Nice bike." The dudes like "hellz yeah it is, did you know thats a Honda?" I reply, "No shizz, really, thats a pretty bad ass honda." The dudes like "You said it man." I was thinking about letting him in on the fact that I owned it, but instead I enjoyed the fact that he was relishing over how Awesome my bike is.

Would that be considered an example of humility? LOL

Yep,thats a great example of humility.

 

[woodenhorse]

So I just got back from getting my haircut. When I walked in the lady who would be cutting my hair commented on how nice of bike I have. she then proceeded to tell me her friend had on just like it and said "it's a sportster right?" I threw up a little in my mouth, but was able to answer no that is the honda Fury. I considered leaving or at the very least not tipping her, but I took the high road and tipped her anyway.

Depends upon how cute she was and how good her haircuts were....

 

[J.A.T.O.]

Old guy at a gas station last weekend came in asking who the bike belonged to, and figured out it was me since I was holding a helmet. He then tells me that's an awesome bike and tells me "its a custom, right?" I said "well i did a little work but it's still all honda." He responds by laughing and says, "That ain't no honda! If it is you've had a lot of work done to it. Where did you have the tank stretched?"

I could barely hold in my laughter when i told him, "Japan." He seemed aggravated that i was insulting his intelligence and just walked out of the store.

 

[Texas Fury]

Old guy at a gas station last weekend came in asking who the bike belonged to, and figured out it was me since I was holding a helmet. He then tells me that's an awesome bike and tells me "its a custom, right?" I said "well i did a little work but it's still all honda." He responds by laughing and says, "That ain't no honda! If it is you've had a lot of work done to it. Where did you have the tank stretched?"

I could barely hold in my laughter when i told him, "Japan." He seemed aggravated that i was insulting his intelligence and just walked out of the store.

ROFLMAO!!!!!

 

[NMUCat]

"Japan" now thats some funny shit

 

[Damon]

Yeah I was in the city going light to light one day and had a guy walking with me as I was riding telling me theres no way that its a Honda He walked with me for three blocks till he couldn't keep up anymore. I love it.

 

[WI_Hedgehog]

I was at a bar this weekend. I walk outside and my fury is surrounded by sports bikes and I see some guys checking out my bike so I decide to play dumb. I walk up to it and say, "Nice bike." The dudes like "hellz yeah it is, did you know thats a Honda?" I reply, "No shizz, really, thats a pretty bad ass honda." The dudes like "You said it man." I was thinking about letting him in on the fact that I owned it, but instead I enjoyed the fact that he was relishing over how Awesome my bike is.

Would that be considered an example of humility? LOL

Old guy at a gas station last weekend came in asking who the bike belonged to, and figured out it was me since I was holding a helmet. He then tells me that's an awesome bike and tells me "its a custom, right?" I said "well i did a little work but it's still all honda." He responds by laughing and says, "That ain't no honda! If it is you've had a lot of work done to it. Where did you have the tank stretched?"

I could barely hold in my laughter when i told him, "Japan." He seemed aggravated that i was insulting his intelligence and just walked out of the store.

I just had to bump this thread. When someone walks in the shop and asks who's [insert compliment] chopper is parked on the sidewalk I always point at my clean-cut co-worker. (I think the most exciting thing he's done in his life is sneeze and fart at the same time.)

Too funny!

 

[Ordinary Biker]

I just had to bump this thread. When someone walks in the shop and asks who's [insert compliment] chopper is parked on the sidewalk I always point at my clean-cut co-worker.

I despise those asshole that park their turds on the sidewalk. I have had multiple ones towed by the cops. They hate those fuckers too.

 

[WI_Hedgehog]

I despise those asshole that park their turds on the sidewalk. I have had multiple ones towed by the cops. They hate those fuckers too.

Note: It's the company's sidewalk on private property, outside my office window, not in anybody's way. It also works as advertising for the company as it's visible from the street, six feet from the front entrance.