So I just got back from getting my haircut. When I walked in the lady who would be cutting my hair commented on how nice of bike I have. she then proceeded to tell me her friend had on just like it and said "it's a sportster right?" I threw up a little in my mouth, but was able to answer no that is the honda Fury. I considered leaving or at the very least not tipping her, but I took the high road and tipped her anyway.