Woke up this morning and found a black widow spider on my backdoor. Anyway, went for a trip to the nearest Honda dealer to see if they had a blue Fury. They don't anymore!
Im going to pick it up next weekend.
I agree with everything you said there Mental except for half of #11. I actually would like to see a Sasquatch....so I could potentially mess with itCongratulations Lester, now for the longest week of your life!
1. Remember what you learned in school.
2. Remember a new bike is like a new woman, they are all different, go slow till you learn how to ride her, so you don't get thrown off.
3. Once that is done, you can crack the throttle and kick her into gear.
4 Remember, shes proud and she likes nice shine things to wear. Bring her something at least every month, shes a proud one.
5 Remember, some of the braking is from the front, some from the rear, don't overdo or you will face plant.
6 Remember to shower together with a nice bubblie soap often, she likes that, and only use a microfiber, she has delicate skin.
7 Wipe off her down tubes after every ride so the seals dont crack.
8 Only use the best oils, she likes to be lubed well.
9 When you go out together dont let her drink to many Schrefers or she will get you into trouble.
10 Get a manual for those times she confuses you.
11 Dont hit any Sasquatches, nor see any.
Good Luck Buddy, tell her I said HI!
I agree with everything you said there Mental except for half of #11. I actually would like to see a Sasquatch....so I could potentially mess with it
Canoesmasher, Trouble is, it might mess with you, and force you to have sex with it, are you Purddy.
HAHA, that is very true...I will just have to try and take a picture of it as I zip by to try and avoid being violated! (exit only!) Ha, and no, I don't think I'm too prettyI agree with everything you said there Mental except for half of #11. I actually would like to see a Sasquatch....so I could potentially mess with it
Canoesmasher, Trouble is, it might mess with you, and force you to have sex with it, are you Purddy.
Good info. Im just nervous about the ride home. Also worried about laying it over or dropping it.Congratulations Lester, now for the longest week of your life!
1. Remember what you learned in school.
2. Remember a new bike is like a new woman, they are all different, go slow till you learn how to ride her, so you don't get thrown off.
3. Once that is done, you can crack the throttle and kick her into gear.
4 Remember, shes proud and she likes nice shiney things to wear. Bring her something at least every month, shes a proud one.
5 Remember, some of the braking is from the front, some from the rear, don't overdo or you will face plant.
6 Remember to shower together with a nice bubblie soap often, she likes that, and only use a microfiber, she has delicate skin.
7 Wipe off her down tubes after every ride so the seals dont crack.
8 Only use the best oils, she likes to be lubed well.
9 When you go out together dont let her drink to many Schrefers or she will get you into trouble.
10 Get a manual for those times she confuses you.
11 Dont hit any Sasquatches, nor see any.
Good Luck Buddy, tell her I said HI!
What shouldn't I do?C it should give you some ideas of what to do and not do!
Ha, now that is funny...!!!
Was out riding today, ....Just out riding bro.
did you manage to get a passenger on?Ha, now that is funny...!!!
Gratz Lester, I know you're going to have a long, sleepless week ahead of you!
Just out riding bro.
I first thought it would be in a wooden crate, then I saw that it was a metal cage. I was just glad to finally be able to have a blue one in front of me. I have been all over this damn state and the blue ones are rare.
