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Woke up this morning and found a black widow spider on my backdoor. Anyway, went for a trip to the nearest Honda dealer to see if they had a blue Fury. They don't anymore!:)

Im going to pick it up next weekend.:cool:
 

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Woke up this morning and found a black widow spider on my backdoor. Anyway, went for a trip to the nearest Honda dealer to see if they had a blue Fury. They don't anymore!:)

Im going to pick it up next weekend.:cool:


"CONGRADULATIONS":D:D
 

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Congratulations Lester, now for the longest week of your life!

1. Remember what you learned in school.
2. Remember a new bike is like a new woman, they are all different, go slow till you learn how to ride her, so you don't get thrown off.
3. Once that is done, you can crack the throttle and kick her into gear.
4 Remember, shes proud and she likes nice shiney things to wear. Bring her something at least every month, shes a proud one.
5 Remember, some of the braking is from the front, some from the rear, don't overdo or you will face plant.
6 Remember to shower together with a nice bubblie soap often, she likes that, and only use a microfiber, she has delicate skin.
7 Wipe off her down tubes after every ride so the seals dont crack.
8 Only use the best oils, she likes to be lubed well.
9 When you go out together dont let her drink to many Schrefers or she will get you into trouble.
10 Get a manual for those times she confuses you.
11 Dont hit any Sasquatches, nor see any.

Good Luck Buddy, tell her I said HI!:D
 

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Congrats, Umm where is redspawn, hes being oddly quiet
 

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Congratulations Lester, now for the longest week of your life!

1. Remember what you learned in school.
2. Remember a new bike is like a new woman, they are all different, go slow till you learn how to ride her, so you don't get thrown off.
3. Once that is done, you can crack the throttle and kick her into gear.
4 Remember, shes proud and she likes nice shine things to wear. Bring her something at least every month, shes a proud one.
5 Remember, some of the braking is from the front, some from the rear, don't overdo or you will face plant.
6 Remember to shower together with a nice bubblie soap often, she likes that, and only use a microfiber, she has delicate skin.
7 Wipe off her down tubes after every ride so the seals dont crack.
8 Only use the best oils, she likes to be lubed well.
9 When you go out together dont let her drink to many Schrefers or she will get you into trouble.
10 Get a manual for those times she confuses you.
11 Dont hit any Sasquatches, nor see any.

Good Luck Buddy, tell her I said HI!:D
I agree with everything you said there Mental except for half of #11. I actually would like to see a Sasquatch....so I could potentially mess with it :D

Way to go Lester! I bet you are as stoked as I am to go pick it up! I can't wait to get mine and I am excited for you to get yours!

Can't wait to see some pics!
 

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I agree with everything you said there Mental except for half of #11. I actually would like to see a Sasquatch....so I could potentially mess with it :D

Canoesmasher, Trouble is, it might mess with you, and force you to have sex with it, are you Purddy.:D
HAHA, that is very true...I will just have to try and take a picture of it as I zip by to try and avoid being violated! (exit only!) Ha, and no, I don't think I'm too pretty :p
 

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Congratulations Lester, now for the longest week of your life!

1. Remember what you learned in school.
2. Remember a new bike is like a new woman, they are all different, go slow till you learn how to ride her, so you don't get thrown off.
3. Once that is done, you can crack the throttle and kick her into gear.
4 Remember, shes proud and she likes nice shiney things to wear. Bring her something at least every month, shes a proud one.
5 Remember, some of the braking is from the front, some from the rear, don't overdo or you will face plant.
6 Remember to shower together with a nice bubblie soap often, she likes that, and only use a microfiber, she has delicate skin.
7 Wipe off her down tubes after every ride so the seals dont crack.
8 Only use the best oils, she likes to be lubed well.
9 When you go out together dont let her drink to many Schrefers or she will get you into trouble.
10 Get a manual for those times she confuses you.
11 Dont hit any Sasquatches, nor see any.

Good Luck Buddy, tell her I said HI!:D
Good info. Im just nervous about the ride home. Also worried about laying it over or dropping it.

Today was the first time I have seen the blue in person. I had to have them open up the crate so I could see it.:cool:
 

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You will do just fine! Or she will never let you forget it! You will do just fine!:)

Do just a little in the parking lot, out of traffic before you put her on the road, you will know when to head out!
 

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I'm not quite sure, but I don't think blue is the fastest color.

Seriously, Congrats and like everyone else said.....just take your time. You'll find "her" a little "top heavy" compared to some other rides I've been on. Top Heavy, however; can be a good thing in certain situations.

Ride safe and have F U N !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 

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Congrats.What were your thoughts when you first saw it?
I first thought it would be in a wooden crate, then I saw that it was a metal cage. I was just glad to finally be able to have a blue one in front of me. I have been all over this damn state and the blue ones are rare.
 
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