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I got my bike three weeks ago and the reason was because I was turning 30 and hit a mid-mid-life crisis....

So at 29 was I the youngest guy to own this KICKASS bike?
 

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Sorry but I remember a 18 or 19 year old that owns one might be DarE.

This was a thread a few months ago!

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I got my bike three weeks ago and the reason was because I was turning 30 and hit a mid-mid-life crisis....

So at 29 was I the youngest guy to own this KICKASS bike?
im 24 so got you beat by 5 years
 

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I'm 26 :D but yes, I believe dARe is 18 or 19
 

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got mine at 27
 

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Damm i was afraid you would say that...:eek:..guess im 50.....lol
What if you're feeling two women at once? Do you have to add their ages together? I would actually think that would make you feel even younger....

Guess I would need two pickles......
 

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You're only as old as the woman you feel!

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That sounds wrong, especially with my job since I have minors and cougars often trying to be very flirtacious towards me trying to scam their wage back stage. Last week that would make me 17 1/2 WoooHooo!!!! Wait the last one i think was 47 %$#@!^ My job is too confusing with the women i meet, and that try Raping me. I wish i had bubble that i could live in to keep some of the females at concerts away from me. Ughh we have 3 classic rock concerts I guess that means im going to have tons of cougarish ladies jamming dollar bills down my pants again, Creepy but will help fund new parts for my bike.
 

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That sounds wrong, especially with my job since I have minors and cougars often trying to be very flirtacious towards me trying to scam their wage back stage. Last week that would make me 17 1/2 WoooHooo!!!! Wait the last one i think was 47 %$#@!^ My job is too confusing with the women i meet, and that try Raping me. I wish i had bubble that i could live in to keep some of the females at concerts away from me. Ughh we have 3 classic rock concerts I guess that means im going to have tons of cougarish ladies jamming dollar bills down my pants again, Creepy but will help fund new parts for my bike.
Dude, you sound like a young man. You'd better appreciate it now, because once you reach my age, you may find that you didn't take full advantage of your situation. Some of those "cougarish ladies" really know how to please a man.

If I had young hotties and mature cougars all over me...well, let's just say I would be a lot more "relaxed" more often than I am now. :rolleyes:
 

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Dude, you sound like a young man. You'd better appreciate it now, because once you reach my age, you may find that you didn't take full advantage of your situation. Some of those "cougarish ladies" really know how to please a man.

If I had young hotties and mature cougars all over me...well, let's just say I would be a lot more "relaxed" more often than I am now. :rolleyes:
Dude i started getting into my job from being a lighting tech, Did lots of work in strip clubs, then got into concert venues from being good. Now i do all kinds of work for Livenation through South Florida's venues. When your working and have about 50 females that have groped you, jammed a 5-20 dollar bill down your pants with their phone number on it all in about a 100 foot radius, after the first week your thinking OK A) how can i handle all this and not have a Cat fight break out and B) Does she have a husband or an over protective father that is going to try something dumb.

Also the occasional dont call after 4pm or 630pm gets you wondering too
 

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Dude i started getting into my job from being a lighting tech, Did lots of work in strip clubs, then got into concert venues from being good. Now i do all kinds of work for Livenation through South Florida's venues. When your working and have about 50 females that have groped you, jammed a 5-20 dollar bill down your pants with their phone number on it all in about a 100 foot radius, after the first week your thinking OK A) how can i handle all this and not have a Cat fight break out and B) Does she have a husband or an over protective father that is going to try something dumb.

Also the occasional dont call after 4pm or 630pm gets you wondering too
I didn't say you had to do them all. You can be selective, but I would at least be enjoying myself and taking advantage of the opportunities, instead of wishing for the "female proof bubble".
 

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I didn't say you had to do them all. You can be selective, but I would at least be enjoying myself and taking advantage of the opportunities, instead of wishing for the "female proof bubble".
Steveo, work one of our classic rock shows in my shoes and you will have 2 feelings. %#$$^ i should become a male stripper/escort, and just leave me alone I already have a McDonalds menu of Tail available to me.
 

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Steveo, work one of our classic rock shows in my shoes and you will have 2 feelings. %#$$^ i should become a male stripper/escort, and just leave me alone I already have a McDonalds menu of Tail available to me.
Apparently I have underestimated you abilities as a "cocksman". It would seem that you have a plethora of vixens at your disposal. I was not so fortunate at your age to be "dripping with bitches", perhaps a concequence of growing up and staying in small towns. :(
 

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Apparently I have underestimated you abilities as a "cocksman". It would seem that you have a plethora of vixens at your disposal. I was not so fortunate at your age to be "dripping with bitches", perhaps a concequence of growing up and staying in small towns. :(
Its all in in the view of power, Females see me running around and working directly with the bands and want me just to have the hope of getting in with the band. Either that or they are really drunk, I get a few that are coherent and sincerely interested in me but probably 1 outa 50 that approach me
 
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